Bigness jokes
"Ur mum is big."
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Big pp suck sook.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Four big guys.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!