Bigness jokes
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
I love eating Hisoka's big, fat, juicy c*ck.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.