Bigness jokes
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Every time I come in the kitchen, my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food, like the fried chicken, the mashed potatoes, the collard greens, mac and cheese, and the cornbread.
Then I said I wanna eat some of that shit. I love soul food. Then I told her, "You keep it up; your fat ass is going to be big like the house on Haunted Hill."
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Big Chungus.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.