Bigness jokes
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Memes
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Big Chungus.
Your forehead is so big it blocked my phone service!
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Big pp suck sook.
Four big guys.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.