Big Macs jokes

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.

What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?

A Krispy Kreme Mac.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,

"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

What do you call a pickle sandwich?

A Big Mac!

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.