Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Beverage Jokes
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What is a cannibal's favorite drink?
Coffee.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
