Better

Better Jokes

what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.

We better stop telling orphan jokes cause their parents will get mad. Oh...wait...nevermind

I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza but it's really... Cheesy I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this

"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]

"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]

"How much have you found so far?"

"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]