Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
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Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
