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I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

What is the best joke in the world women’s rights

Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.

He said, "Best surprise ever!"

Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it! :)

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.

Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.

Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.