Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
Where is the best place to eat tacos? In the Gulp of Mexico
how do you surprise 50 year old man? by putting a 12 inch dick through his ass. He said " best surprise ever"
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it! :)
i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"
should i kill the main characters best friends in my book it an autobiography
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
The best football game was the jets against the New York giants
Nuns worst holiday? Norfolk. Nuns best holiday?Bangkok.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick
whats the best way to get an emo out of a tree
Cut the rope
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely? Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is the the police lights are different
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are and that's not anyone elses choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on 'churches and christianity'. I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to the anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of christian people and I respect that! NO REALLY I DO. My best friend is a dumbass christian just like you are, and I respect thats how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't a aussie, I note that Idfk what this is:" The people who defended Australia get 2 days, rememberance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community get YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biast. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get alot of hate from this I also don't give a shit, but please remember that its just my thoughts and opinion. Thankyou for reading. :)
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
I will survive, by Gloria Gaynor.
when''s the best day to get the chair? FRY-day.
