Believing jokes
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle đ˛.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says âChocolate Crème Cookies.â Iâve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I donât even know at this point. They sure as hell arenât real now!
Youâll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isnât broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Memes
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! đ
My two moods are âI canât believe I get to be a personâ and âI canât believe I have to be a person.â
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Did you hear theyâre making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Touretteâs crowd?
I believe itâs called the âTic Me Elmo.â
Q: Why doesnât Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you donât believe in dog.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops wonât believe that.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said itâs gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I donât believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, Iâm gonna poop in your Daddyâs hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I donât believe you, you pooped in my hat!"