Belief

Belief Jokes

God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?

Computers don’t really have a specific religion.

My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"

"Islam it is."

God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.

If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.

Just to ask the other guy.

Talk about a male supremacist religion.