Being jokes
You were supposed to be born in the tree.
The sticks were your siblings.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.