Being jokes
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
this MIGHT be cosmos phone
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?
Trying to fit in.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, who want to kill them. However, the Europeans beg to have their lives spared. The Native Americans agree not to kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it.
The first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs, and the Native American kills him.
They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed. But you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"
Antivaxers be like
Community talk
join if u want idk i might be afk after i post thiss byeee
if u want to join this chat go ahead, have fuunn i might be afk something like that idk to be honest with u have all the drama ok happy friday...
this is just like there...I don't want to be here at all...