Tonsil jokes

Two sperms are racing towards the ovaries. One looks at the other and says, "Are we there yet?"

The other says, "No, we’ve got a long way to go. We’ve only passed the tonsils."

Yo momma so slutty, when she got a throat swab, the lab found eight different types of semen on her tonsils.

One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

Oral

Nancy, the throat goat!

"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."

The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/

Balls in your jaws.