Being jokes
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.
Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.