Being jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
A fireman, a policeman, and a carpenter went on a fishing trip. The fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers, and they are half-brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father, but they are not brothers. How is this possible?
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Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.