Being jokes
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able to play the first person who played it.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day. I love being a hitman.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.