Become jokes

Why did the Unicorns become extinct?

Because unicorns are gay! :|

How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?

He won the F1 Wheelchair race.

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

Why did Orphan become famous?

Because he didn't need parent permission.

I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

Why did the ghost become a rapper?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!

A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.

"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.

"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the Priest.

"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.

"Well, next I can become Bishop," said the Priest.

"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.

"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop," said the Priest.

"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.

The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated, replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."

"And then?" asked the Rabbi.

The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."

"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.

"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"

"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"

Why did the man become stupid?

Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...

One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.

He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.

So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"

How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

How do you make a trash can leak?

Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!

A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.