Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Become Jokes
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
