Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
