Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH
Why did the kid name Jeff become gay because he grow up with out a father figure hahaha I love dark humor
alright so i have a few orphan jokes im gonna put them all in one message.
why cant orphans be gay? they have no one to call daddy.
why cant orphans go on a field trip? parent signiture:______
new teacher: i used to be an orphan as a kid students:hahaha teacher: is anyone missing? students:no one just your parents
why did the orphan become a prostitute? they kept calling everyone daddy
why do orphans have the iphonex because it has no home button
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Your mum is so stupid she tried to take the crown off a Keep Calm And Carry On poster so that she could become the new queen of England
Why did the Unicorns become extinct? Because unicorns are gay. :|
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire? He won the F1 Wheelchair race
I though it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that shooting a woman up also included a condom.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny. Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop"!
Yo mama so ugly that when watches The Outsiders they become The Insiders.
How do you make a Trash Can leak? HIT IT WITH AN AXE UNTIL IT BECOMES PART OF THE COSMOS
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene. He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
i got hired by a orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted
I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY"
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow
One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.
He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.
So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"
How did United States become a country? It broke all of its states
Why does orphans become bullys Because there mum and dad was never there for him
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
