Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt? It becomes a chestnut.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel! Lancaster:*are you sure about that?* DB:huh? Lancaster:*I have 4 barrels!* DB:WHAT!? Penta Barrel:*I got 5!* DB:*insert becoming uncanny* Dual Hexagon shotgun:*I got 12!* the others:*HOW!?*
*and thats how an arguement started.*
why did the chicken cross the road, to become road kill
I sat down and reminised about the past, I remembered all the people I've lost along the way. Maybe becoming a Tour Guide wasn't a good idea.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at chic fl a.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes they have no delivery.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES
