What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
