Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Become Jokes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
