Become jokes
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Memes
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.