Become jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Memes
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!