Become jokes
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.