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A flyer for a missing goldfish with the text "MISSING GOLDFISH" at the top. There's a picture of a goldfish below the title. The flyer also reads "Answers to 'Larry'", "Do not chase", "May become aggressive", and has a reward of "$0.15" and a phone number.

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

M3ME G0D

The image shows two photos of a man with an afro, presumably the same person. The top image shows him smiling, looking happy and proud. The caption reads: "Watching my favorite underrated youtuber finally grow and progress." The bottom image shows the same man looking shocked and with a dark background. The caption for the bottom image reads: "He becomes more annoying and cringe over time."

Heroin Monkey

The image contains text from a tweet by Alice Smith that says: "Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Elect a man to fish for you, and all of a sudden fishing becomes some mystical function that only a few elite in society can perform, at great expense to the rest of it."

the pokemon meme collector

mr bean is that you

A meme featuring an image of Mr. Bean's face on a Pokemon card. The card includes the text "Weird face Lv.69", "100 HP", "BASIC", "Weird face attack. This creepy guy attack stares at you with a creepy face. After a minute of staring, you become paralyzed", "Laser eyes", "80", "This creepy guy shoots a powerful laser from his creepy staring eyes.", "Justin Bieber is demented!!!", "Ilus, By John Li", "-fake card-".

Luka

Me anytime something goes wrong.

The image shows a visual depiction of the stages of human evolution, from a primate to a barcode. The text above the image reads, "Reject humanity", and the text below says, "become barcode".

Chunke Monke

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

✨Jassy✨

This meme got me rethinking my life

The image shows a meme with the text "*hits blunt* If you pour ice water on a hot dog, does it become a chili dog?" above four pictures of people making a confused face.

Heroin Monkey

A man is crouching in a field with his arms outstretched. Above him, the text reads: "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."

Heroin Monkey

A person is standing in front of a mirror. In the reflection, a yellow cartoon duck is shown instead of the person's reflection. The text above the image reads "visualising in the mirror the man I want to become:".

Heroin Monkey

A tree with a hammer and a comb stuck in the bark. The text above the image reads: "Slavcalibur. He who pulls it from the tree becomes the king of Yugoslavia."

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A block of black text on a white background describes someone's worry and possible fear. It mentions irregular heartbeat, heart palpitations, shortness of breath, chest pain, dizziness, pale skin, vomiting blood, and screams. It also mentions that someone's information was a lie and that something is horribly wrong with this family. The text concludes that Elyssa is screaming loudly.

😝 SWEET B*TCH😝

omg

The image has a black background with white text that says, "I SUCK AT LIFE. I SUCK AT EVERYTHING I DO. I SHOULD GIVE UP. I WILL GIVE UP." Then in red, "BECOME AN HERO."

MEME LORD

A picture of a chimpanzee with an open mouth and a dark background. The text above the image says: "When I finally become flexible enough to bend down and give myself top for the first time, but my dad catches me and helps me out instead."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post text describes how someone pirates a game, buys the company, deletes the pirated copies, and becomes CEO of the company to make his dream game. A Pepe the Frog smugly sips from a glass on the left.

DAP ME UP

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Adolf Nigler

Quora asking the real questions.

A screenshot of a list of related questions on Quora about the KKK (Ku Klux Klan) and other groups or figures such as the IRA, white supremacists, Donald Trump, the Knights of Columbus, Asians, Satanists, and Native Americans.

Blach66.1

Screenshot from the BitLife game. The character is an infant, Joaquin Castro, who was conceived on his parents' honeymoon. His mother is 18 and father is 47, both unemployed.

ohio nugget

justin bever be like in ohio

A pokemon card featuring a picture of Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean with bulging eyes. The card is labeled "Weird face Lv.69" with 100 HP and Basic. The attack is called "Weird face attack" which paralyzes you after a minute of staring. A second attack is named "Laser eyes" which shoots a powerful laser. The text also says: "Justin Bieber is demented!!!" The card is illustrated by John Li.

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