3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn't pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
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A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.
then the antidote becomes the most important
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
Once I saw a mirror.... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.
