Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it Leaves and never comes back
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.
then the antidote becomes the most important
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
Once I saw a mirror.... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous? Because she blew up.
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
