Become jokes
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"
Friend: "Dagobert Duck."
Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."
Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"
Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.
He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.
So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!