Become Jokes

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion if you was forced to accept it when you was younger you probably would not like it when you become a adult

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult

A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if its poisoned.

then the antidote becomes the most important


Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.


my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning