Become jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
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How did Jesus become self-sovereign?
He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.