Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
If you will combine math and meth you will become Einstein White
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A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear,"hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges. A few moments later, the penguin asks,"hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says,"hey, can you pass the rubber ducky."
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says,"What do you think I am? a radio?!?"
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When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat. I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS
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Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more innapropriate. Guys, you don't need to be innapropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the lgbtq+ category. #PRIDE Anyway, I myself am not lgbtq+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
Why cant orphans become famous? Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down
If you spin a fidget spinner You'll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you'll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You'll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You'll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you'll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you'll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You'll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
Why can't orphans become youtubers? They don't have electricity!
somtimes i look at my butt for a really really long time and suddenly it all becomes clear to me
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to NEW HEIGHTS
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
