Become jokes

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.

What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?

It becomes a chestnut.

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.

If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.

You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

Why did the rapper become a weatherman?

To predict the HEAT of his next single.

Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"

Friend: "Dagobert Duck."

Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."

Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"

Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"

A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.

A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"

The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.