Beauty Jokes

Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912

A girl called me ugly So I drove over her with a car and called her flat

We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty, We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.

girls with the name zoe have big forhead .

Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?

Because she had a make-up exam.

I'll give you an A because your awesome s B because you beautiful a C because your caring And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it

Roses are red vilots are blue i was born pretty what happend to you

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella, the next day, your in court and Cinderella is the witness. ( P.S. she was born to be a drama queen. )

my teacher called me beautiful i hate when she lies

Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours...

Me:Mom can I have some make up. Mom: no. You are beautiful just the way you. Me:So that’s why you were make up.

Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin? B: I don't know A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful... B: ..

Life asked death "why do people choose you over me?" death replied "because your the beautiful lie and i'm the painful truth."

Mom: Anna let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time and you the other half that way it will all be fair and I don't have to put up with this crying, I've already got 7 others to take care of.

Anna: I do mom. I have Fred(younger brother) go up and I go down!

Mom: Good. NOW HOW 'BOUT THE REST OF YOU GO PLAY OUTSIDE IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE IT'S THE WARMEST IT'S BEEN ALL YEAR, 45 DEGREES BELOW 0!

Kids: WOW! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!

So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills. The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation. The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue. In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.