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M3ME G0D

A lined paper with the text 'AP ART FINAL' at the top and a large chain of connected 'S' shapes in the center. Above the paper is the text '*wipes tears* it's... it's beautiful' and below that 'A piece that defines a generation'.

Javril

My boy best friend needs to have this app rn

A curly fry on a paper towel. The text overlay says, "Tag someone who is a beautiful curly fry."

Adolf kitler

A screenshot of a message exchange. The first message says "Good morning beautiful". The second message includes an image of an unkempt cat with text below saying "I woke up like this". The third message says "Sorry, I have a girlfriend."

Kai :)

this guy randomly messaged me, but i legit have no idea who tf he is lmao

Daddy Cock

SHrek

The image shows a grid of multiple Shrek face close-ups with a checkmark. On the right, a large Shrek image is shown. The text reads "Can I see your phone?" Me: "just a sec" and "ur beauty is ogrewhelming me" and "shrext-posts: Send this to your crush with no context."

Heroin Monkey

*there is a girl on the team
COUNTER
VALORANTO STRIKE
VALORANT
"hi Beauty, wow your voice is so soft, you like
this skin? don't worry, i buy everything you
want"
Vote Paused
Kicking player
COUNTER
STRIKE
You voted: YES

Anonymous

(Posted by Seth 💖)

The image lists the pros and cons of girls with thick thighs. Pros include that they are extra squishy, super great pillows, look good in skirts, dresses, and shorts, they jiggle, are soft, and could crush a watermelon. The cons are that there are none, because they are perfect.

DaRey1Cray

I FAMOUS NOW GUYS

A screenshot of a Google search result for the term "TheUsedFleshlightConnoisseur." The search results include links to worstjokesever.com and an Instagram post by rufuswainwright.

GG Miller

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

MEME LORD

I need a female to fart in my mouth -
m4w - 34 (Detroit)
age: 34
I want a big beautiful black lady here in
Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just
want you to get on the couch and bend over so
I can open my mouth wrap my lips around
your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long
filling up my mouth, while I mastubate.

LiZzY_09

that is me rate me out of 10 I can prove everybody is pretty

A close-up selfie of a young woman with long blonde hair, wearing a blue and white plaid top. She has light eyes and coral-colored lips. The text overlay at the bottom says, "Didn't mean to scare y'all," followed by three red heart emojis.

Anonymous

A screenshot of a tweet that reads: "pussy tighter than an aztec clay face mask."

TechPriestGotDrip

A side-by-side comparison of a girlfriend and a Keetongu figure, listing their attributes in table form. The girlfriend is described as being pretty but not always, knows makeup, will choose a bad boy, can break your heart, forces you to choose between her and friend, and is a weak fighter that needs protection. Keetongu is described as beautiful, with a symmetric shape, knows every kind of poison, will distinguish good and evil, will always protect with an absorbing shield, will help you save your friend, and can crush Sidorak with his bare hands.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a Google search page for "sigma". The results are encircled and connected by lines to multiple images of Patrick Bateman.

Hailey ❁

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

Anonymous

prety aye

A landscape photo shows a mountain range with snow-capped peaks and evergreen forests.

DIANEE

A rubber duck is talking to a young duckling. The speech bubble above says, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT PLASTIC SURGERY!!!"

Face mcshooty

wtf is my fyp

The image shows a screencap of an anime character with a surprised and flustered expression. Above the anime character is text that says, "when I'm touching myself to his voice in vc and he randomly calls me beautiful and I."

Anonymous

Do i look bad with wet/damp hair i feel like i do

A person with long, dark hair and a black shirt is looking into the camera. They are holding their hand in front of their mouth. They appear to be indoors, sitting on a couch with a patterned curtain in the background.

Pankake

Two images show the same bird being held in a hand. In the left image, the bird has false eyelashes stuck to its forehead. In the right image, the eyelashes have been repositioned above the bird's eye.

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