Basement jokes
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.