God those orphans we're putting up such a fight, I had to lock em in the basement
How many alter boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests have basement
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten
Why did the cops come over .
Because parents had kids in there basement.
I had to go to my friends house... I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... IS MY FRIEND OK???
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
for charlie damelio fans my basement is your home now leave a like if you agree with me
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Dear Orphans, I have a better orphanage for you, Its my basement :)
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Whats the difference between my ass and the todlers in my uncles basement
My ass dosent cry when he stickes it in late at night
what do u call your mum basement bound
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep ‘em in my basement until it’s time to hang ‘em from a tree.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
Jake grabbed lina's thigh and said "WHy don't we have sex? I rly wanna see your boobs I bet they're hot." "Yeah they are." She took her chlothes of and he saw her body. "OMG GODDESS OF BOOBS, PUSSYS AND BUTT LETS HAVE SEX LOOK AT MY..." HE WOKE UP THEN CRYED AND KISSED HIS SISTERS BUTT SHE SMACKED HIM THEN HE TOOK HER TO HIS BASEMENT AND KILLED HER FROM SEX
