Basement jokes
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
How did a blonde commit suicide?
She jumped from the basement window.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!