WHY DOES AN ORPHAN HATE PLAYING BASEBALL?BECAUSE IT HAS A HOME BASE
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
When an orphans playing baseball how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home he has no home to hit to
why are orphans not that good at baseball? they can never hit a homerun.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball? They couldn't hit home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
