Baseball jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.