Baseball

Baseball jokes

Orphan

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

Asian

Why can’t Asians play baseball?

Because they can’t see the ball.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...

Girl

Who’s the hottest girl in the world?

Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever play baseball?

Because they're too busy dropping hits!

Cousin

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.

Orphan

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Orphan

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Orphan

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!