Baseball jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!