Baseball jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.