Baseball jokes
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.