Baseball jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why are Chinese people bad at baseball?
Because they ate the bases.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.