Red Sox jokes
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.