Red Sox jokes

In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.

Why did the Red Sox lose?

They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."

What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?

Boston cream pie.

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.

Why was the stadium so hot?

Because all the fans left!