Red Sox jokes
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Baseball is awesome!
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.