Red Sox jokes
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."