Baseball jokes
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.