Baseball jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.