Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Baseball Jokes
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
