Baseball jokes
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.