Baseball jokes
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.