Baseball

Baseball jokes

Orphan

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

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Men

Why can't men play baseball?

Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

Orphan

Why don't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

Umpire

The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”

Orphan

Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Weapon

Why can't weapons play baseball?

Because they need to get to home base.