Baseball jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.