When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
yo hairline is a distraction to my barber, because he wanna fix it so bad(because of bad it looks).
WHY ANIMALS IN POLAR REGION HAVE THICK FUR? BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A BARBER 🤣🤣🤣
Why was the barber mad cause I gave him a buzzcut
freands. yo whos your barber they mess up big time. me. your just jealous because my dad cuts my for free and you have to be paying 30 dollars' just for that short ass cut
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Every zodiac sign has a hair style except for cancer
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
who did a barber win a race . he knew a short cut.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don't have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.
Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
walked in to a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender " what no soap? " then he dies and she marries the barber.
Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
How does the moon cut his hair........Eclipse it!!!!!
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
