Trim jokes
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Beans
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Lean.