I have a lot of money but i don't waste it. so people call me poor untill they see my bank account
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback
So one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died 😅
What does ATM stand for........
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom
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I was at the bank yesterday. A lady asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunts annus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
what do orphans get when they go to a bank alone
dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
Your hairline be lookin like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000
yo mama so fat when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed they thought AHH SWAT
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
your mama so ugly when she walked in the bank the had to turn of the cameras
Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa, Give away my Money, No Papa, Telling Lies, OK Ima Check my Bank Account
