Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Bank Jokes
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
