Bank jokes
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.
Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.