Bank jokes

Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.

Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?

Because he lost his balance!

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.