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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.

It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more

Men/Women I Have To Wright Sentences Cuz I Forgot My Band Instrument The Sentences Are '' I Will Remember My Instrument Tomorrow'' IM IN MIDDLE WHY THE HELL AM I WRITING SENTENCES.

In a land where laughter fills the air, Wilkinsonburritos brings flavors to share, With Dagger in hand, they venture forth, Im With Stupid, a beacon of mirth.

Jake and Wade stroll down the lane, While Heroin Monkey dances in rain, Madi twirls with grace, a sight to behold, Feetlust whispers secrets, stories untold.

Toast rises golden, with Blach by its side, Ingenious minds in a whimsical ride, Amy … Read more

char my computer is dead i wont be able to talk for awhile also yes ik ur in band

The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

Say what, say what? Say what, say what? Say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My dick is bigger than yours) Ooh, I say what, say what? I say what, say what? I say what, say what? (My band is bigger than yours) Too bad, I got your beans in my bag You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker Taking over flows is the Limp pimp Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis I'm gonna drop a little east side skill Ya best… Read more

We were playing in the sand And you found a little band You told me you fell in love with it Hadn't gone as I planned When you had to bid adieu Said you'd never love anew I wondered if I could hold it And fall in love with it too You told me to buy a pony But all I wanted was you ?ylsuoires esnesnon koot ew fi ffo retteb eb dlrow eht t'ndluoW

Hahahahaha Tank God Ayy, ayy I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies Man, I feel just like a rockstar (ayy, ayy) All my brothers got that gas And they always be smokin' like a Rasta Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi And show up, man, them the shottas When my homies pull up on your block They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta (ta, pow, pow, pow, ayy, ayy) Switch my whip, came back in black I'm startin' sayin', "Res… Read more

My school did a bunch today. It was spirit day so 6th grade was told to wear red 7th grade blue and 8th grade white. 6th grade band and 8th grade choir preformed for some 5th graders who were touring the school, but the choir kinda sucked and I also missed most of my social studies class because of that. We also had a rally so everybody was screaming at the top of their longs and my head and ears hurt now but that was fun.

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Yall I'm scared af for tmr but I have a question I need to know bc I have my band concert tomorrow so help me out please

My sixth grade band concert is tonight. Hopefully we don’t mess up on stage. I’m pretty sure the only problems we might have are tempo and the flutes messing up their notes like they do 100% of the time in practice. Rather than that we’re set