Ban jokes

Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?

The Two Towers.

What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.

My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”

Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

Orphans are banned in Alabama.

My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.

What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.

French jab is ban French's backwards.

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!