My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.
if republicans really wanted to enact pro life legislation, they would ban guns. not abortion.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why did a school shooter get banned of a game server?
He was caught aimboting.
French jab is ban French’s backwards
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
Whats the difference between a picture of jesus and the real jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture
What do u call Kyson when he is banned on PS4? A depressed Indian boy
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line
I have the heart of a lion and a life time ban at the New York zoo.
Once Roblox popped up in my server be like Roblox what are you doing? Me what the heck? Me how did I get in your server? Roblox, you’ve been banned for just cheating