If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
I accidentally suck my own‘s ball sack
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/63d3ffe6f546a4506643e88e/me
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
A girl has small balls.
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Didja hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint? My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Why do women rub their rub their eyebrows thay don't got balls to scratch
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
