Ball jokes
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
Magitat?
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL