Why do orphans hate cricket? Because they cant get a homerun
lick my BALLS
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
Knock knock Who’s there Ligma Ligma who Ligma balls
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
Kid says “are u a soldier”? Soldier says “mhm” kid says “i wanna be a soldier some day” soldier says “really”? The kid says “ye but, father says i don’t have the balls to be a soldier” “but he’s right ima FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!
Hay man what’s your name oh my name is do your balls hang low can you swing it to in fro can you tie it in a not can you tie it in a bow
Dam my balls icth like hell
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
Ball stretcher
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Cause they will never get to home
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
