Bald jokes
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
What animal should wear a wig? A bald eagle!
Bro hes not bald
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Im the bald guy
‘Merica
mr. egg head
Stop.
Community talk
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(As per Cosmo's request)
Jack opened his drying eyes, awoken by a piercing ray of sunlight shining through crooked blinds. A gentle smell wafted in from the corner of what his temporarily blinded eyes knew to be a dilapidated kitchen. It was the one good thing about his life, that smell. He closed his eyes once more and awaited his call.
“Jacky, breakfast time!” beckoned that oh-so-familiar girlish voice. “Oh, sil… Read more
im going bald