What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Bald Jokes
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
