Zeus jokes

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.