Zeus jokes
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Jupiter
Tyson?
Stop.
