I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What bird doesn’t need a comb
bald eagles
i’m bald
People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g
I know it’s really really really really really bad
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Your nans bald
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
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There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣
Bald Eagle
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
