Bald jokes
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Bro hes not bald
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why are eagles 🦅 bald? Because they don’t wear wigs.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.