Bald jokes
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Your nan's bald.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.