Bald jokes

Hairline

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

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  • Hare

    Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

    Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

    Memes

    Hairline

    You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

    Forehead

    People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

    I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

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  • Eagle

    Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?

    Because it's ill-eagle.

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  • Eagle

    How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

    Because they both have eyes.

    Eagle

    Why is the bald eagle bald?

    Because it has no hair.

    It has feathers. LOL.

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  • Hairline

    There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

    On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

    So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

    Hare

    I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"

    He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."