What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair
*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*
I Met Lebron James And He Was So Bald At The Time That I Could Count His Hairs.
And That's 1 Hair and Mabey 2
I asked my friend "Hey did you get a haircut and she said no" and then I'm like really then why are you bald today.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward 😵😂😂
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What do you call a guy with a bald head and loves to eat biscuits, raisins and caster sugar? - Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower? Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
what do you call bald science teacher
HOBBS LOL XD :)
why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? because they don't have teeth xD