Bald jokes

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?

Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?

A bald eagle.

What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD