Bald jokes
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD