Bald jokes
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Bald Eagle.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."