Bald jokes

Cancer

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

Man

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Hair

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Memes

Name

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

Haircut

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

Cancer ward

Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?

Answer: The cancer ward. πŸ˜΅πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Pussy

What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!

People

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

Hair

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

Guy

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

Bitch

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Eagle

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD