Bald jokes

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.