Bald jokes
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 馃ぃ
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
I'm bald.
What bird doesn鈥檛 need a comb?
Bald eagles.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn鈥檛 even have a hairline.