Bald jokes
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
What animal should wear a wig? A bald eagle!
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!