Bald jokes
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
What animal should wear a wig? A bald eagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!