Bald jokes
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?