Bald jokes
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Memes
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.