Yo hairline so long it makes you look like mr clean
"i have a three head" "i have a four head" bald people have a seven head.
Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
His hairline doing the moon walk oh I forgot he doesn’t even have a hairline
whats bald and cant grow no hair
A kid with cancer
Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you