What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Hi welcome, to June's Orphanage you make them we bake them how can I help you.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.