What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Baking Jokes
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom.
He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store."
But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH!" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19-year-old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?"
Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing."
Johnny says, "Oh. But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
