U as tall as a giraffe. Well thats why u look like a baked bean!
Hi welcome, to June's Orphanage you make them we bake them how can I help you.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
what do you call engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
Did you know that chpis taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans? Homemade.
Why can't Orphans bake? The don't have milk
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition of course but they both pack the same heat.
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn't come home with the milk milk.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian and I know how to BAKEon breakfast
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
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