Baking jokes
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Banana bread is cute.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Pineapple turnover.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!