Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
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What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Pineapple turnover.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising).
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
