Baking jokes
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.