Baking jokes

What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr2, cakes are round.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"

The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

Why is flour retarded?

Because it's in-bread.

No matter how much I love cake...

I would never dessert you.