Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
