Baking jokes
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread? He's bacon.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
I knead bread.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"
"Baking a cake."
The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.
"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.