Baking jokes

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"

What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.

I knead bread.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.

Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.

What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?

A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.

What do you call high Mexicans?

Baked beans ;)

Where did the cake sleep on the stove?

In a pan.

Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?

A. An easy bake oven.

What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?

The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.

A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says, "What are you doing?"

"Baking a cake."

The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes.

"Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."

What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.

Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.

What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr2, cakes are round.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"

The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"