The bakery I worked at got robbed, they demanded the dough, aparently it couldn't be baked first.
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”
What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
What do you call High Mexicans Baked beans ;)
Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.
Q. What did Hitler give he's niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven
What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
A boy walks into the bedroom and sees mom and dad having sex. The boy says,"What are you doing?" "Baking a cake." The next day he walked up to his mom doing dishes. "Remember when you were making a cake? I LICKED UP ALL THE FROSTING."
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Did you here about pillsbery dough boy he died of a yeast infection
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
