Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^
A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.
To not be outdone, the blond retorts:
"That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
I knead bread.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
What do you call High Mexicans Baked beans ;)
