Bad jokes
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.