Bad jokes
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Memes
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.