Bad jokes
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Memes
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.