Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones so I throwaway the bent ones
Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhreriating.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat~!
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said “what happened to all the parents?” She sounded so confused so i told her “its only yours kid, they left you on purpose” she cried i felt bad for a second and the thought oh well time to back to my job at the orphanage
son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!
Why are Americans so bad a Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two Towers.
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing The beer bottle says: if you break me you get one year of bad luck The mirror scoffs: oh, that's nothing, you break me and you get 7 years of bad luck. The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)