Bad jokes
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Abortion is bad.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Ligma.
Balls.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.