Bad jokes
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.