A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Today was a bittersweet day...
Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
