Bad jokes
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Memes
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.