Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJ's?
A: They keep breaking records!
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life. Me: Yeah it was all good till you were here! Person: WTF!
he never has a bad day
because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Emo girls are bad but whats worst cutting yourself.
y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!
Your hairline is so bad its not even McDonalds, its Dixy chicken
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down ..."
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can.so the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I'll f--ck you for $10. The boy says I would but I don't have any money. She says ok I'll take the duck instead. He says ok so they go up stairs and f—ck. The prostitute says that's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again. So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a f—ck for a duck, a duck for a f—ck, and $25 for a f—cked up fuck.
why are orphans bad at baseball they dont have a homeplate
