Bad jokes
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Memes
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?