Bad

Bad jokes

Orphan

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].

Stroke

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

Orphan

An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.

I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”

Grade

You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.

Chess

Why are Nepalese bad at chess?

Because someone already killed their king!

Mom

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

Call

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

Train

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

Monopoly

Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?

Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.

Magazine

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

Funeral

Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.