Bad jokes
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Memes
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.