Bad jokes
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.