Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
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What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a fiend trip u know why Parent signature:_________
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What is the difference between Black people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck! Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating." The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!" The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes then she tells you well I made you
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At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
why are orphans so bad at poker?
they don't know what a full house is.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
